KAOS is a glorious club with ancient origins. We are commanded by the whim of our benevolent Dictator, who kindly took over after our last Dictator met a tragic accident, as is the way of Dictators. All are welcome, its fine. Honest. The most active Social club on campus, KAOS meets daily in the Red Room. We also do stuff. Roaring parties, pacifist warfare, Assassination Rounds, stunts. Ignore all those other clubs, they are pointless.